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Corporate Skeleton® Unisex Premium Hoodie

Corporate Skeleton® Unisex Premium Hoodie

For the overworked, under-caffeinated, and mentally out-of-office - this hoodie was made to help you survive the grind in comfort and style.

Regular price $75.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $75.00 USD
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🌴 Loungewear That Feels Like PTO
📩 Made for the Meeting That Should've Been an Email
☁️ Guaranteed Comfort, No Performance Review Required

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

• 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton • 35% polyester • Unisex fit

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  • Free Shipping Over $50
  • Loungewear That Feels Like PTO
  • Backed By Burnouts, Not Billionaires
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"This hoodie is so damn comfy. I've worn it to three Zoom calls, two naps, and one existential crisis - 10 out of 10!"

- Matt L (Verified Buyer)

  • Loungewear That Feels Like PTO

  • Made for the Meeting That Should've Been an Email

  • Guaranteed Comfort, No Performance Review Required

The feeling of PTO 🌴

There's nothing like the feeling of clocking out...but, this is close to it. Meant for doing the bare minimum in maximum comfort.

Survive Another Unnecessary Meeting ⛑️

This hoodie won't fix your schedule - but it'll make it more bearable.

No Annual Review Required ⛔

Because your hoodie should work harder than you do. And it kinda does.

  • Free Shipping

    Free shipping on all orders over $50!

  • Loungewear That Feels Like PTO

    Our clothes are considered "Relaxed Threads for the Corporate Dead".

  • Backed By Burnouts, Not Billionaires

    Corporate Skeleton is a small business!

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