Corporate Skeleton® Unisex Premium Hoodie
Corporate Skeleton® Unisex Premium Hoodie
For the overworked, under-caffeinated, and mentally out-of-office - this hoodie was made to help you survive the grind in comfort and style.
🌴 Loungewear That Feels Like PTO
📩 Made for the Meeting That Should've Been an Email
☁️ Guaranteed Comfort, No Performance Review Required
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton • 35% polyester • Unisex fit
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Loungewear That Feels Like PTO
Backed By Burnouts, Not Billionaires

"This hoodie is so damn comfy. I've worn it to three Zoom calls, two naps, and one existential crisis - 10 out of 10!"
- Matt L (Verified Buyer)
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Loungewear That Feels Like PTO
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Made for the Meeting That Should've Been an Email
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Guaranteed Comfort, No Performance Review Required

The feeling of PTO 🌴
There's nothing like the feeling of clocking out...but, this is close to it. Meant for doing the bare minimum in maximum comfort.

Survive Another Unnecessary Meeting ⛑️
This hoodie won't fix your schedule - but it'll make it more bearable.

No Annual Review Required ⛔
Because your hoodie should work harder than you do. And it kinda does.
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Free Shipping
Free shipping on all orders over $50!
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Loungewear That Feels Like PTO
Our clothes are considered "Relaxed Threads for the Corporate Dead".
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Backed By Burnouts, Not Billionaires
Corporate Skeleton is a small business!